Conrad — The Consequences

Conrad analyzes your social media posts before you hit publish. Get instant AI-powered risk, opportunity, and cringe analysis — right where you write.

🎩 Your personal posting butler

Conrad is a British-polite, slightly neurotic AI butler who reviews your drafts and tells you what could go wrong (and right) before you post. No more "I wish I hadn't
posted that" moments.

📊 What Conrad analyzes:

Risk Scores:
• Shitstorm Risk — Will this blow up in a bad way?
• Cringe Factor — How embarrassing is this, really?
• Legal Risk — Could this get you in trouble?
• Career Impact — Green, yellow, or red for your professional reputation

Opportunity Scores:
• Viral Potential — Could this take off?
• Authority Building — Does this establish expertise?
• Engagement Prediction — How much interaction to expect

🌐 Works on 5 platforms:
• LinkedIn — Catch career-ending posts before they happen
• X (Twitter) — Measure viral vs. disaster potential
• Bluesky — Check your tone for the new crowd
• TikTok — Know before you go live
• Instagram — Review captions before posting

⚡ How it works:
1. Open the Conrad side panel on any supported platform
2. Paste or type your post draft
3. Select platform and intent
4. Get instant scores, a witty summary, and actionable recommendations

🔒 Privacy first:
• No data stored in the extension
• Analysis happens via secure API
• GDPR compliant — minimal data retention
• Your posts are never used for training

Available in English and German (Deutsch).

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